And the Razzie Goes to…

With all the best picture this and best actor that of the awards season, we would be remiss if we didn’t include the Razzie Award nominations for the worst of the year. This year there are not many surprises, and we Chicks missed most (though not all) of the nominated films. Since Sandra Bullock will no doubt be nominated for an Oscar, she will be the first actress to be both a Razzie and an Academy Award nominee in the same year. Yay, Sandra!

Here are the Razzie nominees for 2009.

Worst Picture of 2009

– All About Steve

– G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

– Land of The Lost

– Old Dogs

– Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen (Aka Trannies, Too)

Worst Actor of 2009

– All Three Jonas Brothers

JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE

– Will Ferrell

LAND OF THE LOST

– Steve Martin

PINK PANTHER 2

– Eddie Murphy

IMAGINE THAT

– John Travolta

OLD DOGS

Worst Actress of 2009

– Beyonce

OBSESSED

– Sandra Bullock

ALL ABOUT STEVE

– Mylie Cyrus

HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE

– Megan Fox

JENNIFER’s BODY and TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

– Sarah Jessica Parker

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORGANS?

Worst Supporting Actor of 2009

– Billy Ray Cyrus

HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE

– Hugh Hefner (as Himself)

MISS MARCH

– Robert Pattinson

TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

– Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka)

LAND OF THE LOST

– Marlon Wayans

G.I. JOE

Worst Supporting Actress of 2009

– Candice Bergen

BRIDE WARS

– Ali Larter

OBSESSED

– Sienna Miller

G.I. JOE

– Kelly Preston

OLD DOGS

– Julie White (as Mom)

TRANNIES, TOO

Worst Screen Couple of 2009

– Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers

THE JONAS BROTHERS 3-D CONCERT EXPERIENCE

– Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper

ALL ABOUT STEVE

– Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star, Creature or “Comic Riff”

LAND OF THE LOST

– Shia LaBeouf & EITHER Megan Fox OR Any Transformer

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

– Kristen Stewart & EITHER Robert Pattinson OR Taylor Whatz-His-Fang

TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

Worst Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel (Combined Category for 2009)

– G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

– Land of The Lost

– Pink Panther 2 (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)

– Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

– Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Director of 2009

– Michael Bay TRANNIES, TOO

– Walt Becker OLD DOGS

– Brad Silberling LAND OF THE LOST

– Stephen Sommers G.I. JOE

– Phil Traill ALL ABOUT STEVE

Worst Screenplay of 2009

– All About Steve

– G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

– Land of The Lost

– Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

– Twilight Saga: New Moon

Worst Picture of the Decade

(Three Special 30th Razzie-Versary Awardz)

– Battlefield Earth (2000) (Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 8

including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Yrs)

– Freddy Got Fingered (2001) (Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 5)

– Gigli (2003) (Nominated for 10 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of (Including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Yrs)

– I Know Who Killed Me (2007) (Nominated for 9 RAZZIES® / “Winner” of 8!)

– Swept Away (2002)

Worst Actor of the Decade

– Ben Affleck (Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES®)

DAREDEVIL, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, PAYCHECK,

PEARL HARBOR, SURVIVING CHRISTMAS

– Eddie Murphy (Nominated for 12 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES®)

ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH, I SPY, IMAGINE THAT,

MEET DAVE, NORBIT, SHOWTIME

– Mike Myers (Nominated for 4 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES®)

CAT IN THE HAT, THE LOVE GURU

– Rob Schneider (Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 1 RAZZIE®)

THE ANIMAL, BENCHWARMERS, DEUCE BIGALO: EUROPEAN GIGOLO,

GRANDMA’s BOY, THE HOT CHICK,

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY, LITTLE MAN, LITTLE NICKY

– John Travolta (Nominated for 6 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES®_

BATTLEFIELD EARTH, DOMESTIC DISTURBANCE, LUCKY NUMBERS,

OLD DOGS, SWORDFISH

Worst Actress of the Decade

– Mariah Carey (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade:

70+% of ALL Votes for Worst Actress of 2001)

GLITTER

– Paris Hilton (Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 4 RAZZIES®)

THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE, HOUSE of WHACKS, REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

– Lindsay Lohan (Nominated for 5 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 3 RAZZIES®)

HERBIE FULLY LOADED, I KNOW WHO KILLED ME, JUST MY LUCK

– Jennifer Lopez (Nominated for 9 “Achievements,” “Winner” of 2 RAZZIES®)

ANGEL EYES, ENOUGH, GIGLI, JERSEY GIRL, MAID IN MANHATTAN,

MONSTER-IN-LAW, THE WEDDING PLANNER

– Madonna (Nominated for 6 “Achievements,”“Winner” of 4 RAZZIES®)

DIE ANOTHER DAY, THE NEXT BEST THING, SWEPT AWAY

Winners will be announced March 6, the night before the Oscars.

What do you think? Were they a little too harsh with Twilight? What would you have nominated?

6 Comments

  1. Mainstream Chick, February 1, 2010:

    I don’t think Transformers 2 or Twilight: New Moon were nearly as bad as their Razzie competitors. In fact, they were enjoyable to some degree. As for Hannah Montana: The Movie, my niece would surely disagree with any negative remarks. She’s only watched it about 300 times… and find it ‘awesome’.

  2. Arty Chick, February 1, 2010:

    I think the criterion here is the amount of hype, star-power, and money vs the actual movie. None of the above are getting any Oscar buzz, except perhaps in the technical categories.

  3. Adventurous Chick, February 1, 2010:

    I didn’t see any of the competition but I do know from personal experience that “All About Steve” was horrid. I can’t give it to Sandra for worst actress though because even though the movie was complete dreck, she means well. And I forgive her since she also gave us “The Blindside” and “The Proposal” this year.

  4. Trinh Mallonee, March 20, 2010:

    haha, Eddie is so wild! I love him.

  5. Trinity James, June 10, 2010:

    i love all Eddie Murphy movies. i like also the movie DAVE where he co stars with Elizabeth Banks..;:

  6. Ryan Green, July 19, 2010:

    Eddie Murphy is the best comedian that i have known, he is a really funny guy.””

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